If someone more shitty than me existed I wouldn't believe it. Anyway here's some information.
Name: Ask my mother, she'll know.
Age: I was born in 1998, you do the math because I'm to lazy to figure it out.
Height: I'm as tall as I have to be
Sex: Which one's the one with the vagina? I can never remember.
Best $1.85 I have ever spent.
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
still worth reblogging
Fighting crime has never been so fabulous.
I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then
I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.
How to spot a pharmacy student
People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.
That was wild
from start to finish
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america