If someone more shitty than me existed I wouldn't believe it. Anyway here's some information.
Name: Ask my mother, she'll know.
Age: I was born in 1998, you do the math because I'm to lazy to figure it out.
Height: I'm as tall as I have to be
Sex: Which one's the one with the vagina? I can never remember.
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”