If someone more shitty than me existed I wouldn't believe it. Anyway here's some information.
Name: Ask my mother, she'll know.
Age: I was born in 1998, you do the math because I'm to lazy to figure it out.
Height: I'm as tall as I have to be
Sex: Which one's the one with the vagina? I can never remember.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
You’re A Hazard, Harry
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..
"my ass"open 24 hours
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
im just a human bean
i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party
It was like a reward for being sociable
What does this mean
um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns