If someone more shitty than me existed I wouldn't believe it. Anyway here's some information.

Name: Ask my mother, she'll know.

Age: I was born in 1998, you do the math because I'm to lazy to figure it out.

Height: I'm as tall as I have to be

Sex: Which one's the one with the vagina? I can never remember.

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  • things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

thetripplepppsenpai:

terminator-pinkie-pie:

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

snap crackle spock

lmfao

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

yunghau5:

swedish is real

relahvant:

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

angles

vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

kittenpatches:

azaluxe:

molebucks:

ah

congratulations

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor