If someone more shitty than me existed I wouldn't believe it. Anyway here's some information.

Name: Ask my mother, she'll know.

Age: I was born in 1998, you do the math because I'm to lazy to figure it out.

Height: I'm as tall as I have to be

Sex: Which one's the one with the vagina? I can never remember.

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easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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fandomstuck:

pecancat:

fandomstuck:

floof-mcbutt:

official-hoovy:

fandomstuck:

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youtube just told me my opinion doesnt matter without an account

Son, that’s pornhub.

fandomstuck
has betrayed us.

FOR THE LAST TIME ITS A BROWSER EXTENSION IM USING AN EXTENSION THAT INVERTS THE COLORS BECAUSE THEY LOOK NICER I DONT GO ON PORNHUB I CANT EVEN GO ON PORNHUB PORNHUB IS BLOCKED

It’s Pornhub

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trehugger:

today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class

i love my history teacher

dampsandwich:

*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa

otherlifelessons:

Every morning

weallheartonedirection:

When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy

thatfunnyblog:

"[NERVOUS SWEATING]" 

— Romeo, probably

milokerrigan:

how-do-i-spell-your-url:

ilovecoffeeandcats:

if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

but what if you were adopted

I’m not up on the whole genetics thing

but

if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right

rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

Meeting an alien for the first time

keisuk3:

Me: spell icup