If someone more shitty than me existed I wouldn't believe it. Anyway here's some information.

Name: Ask my mother, she'll know.

Age: I was born in 1998, you do the math because I'm to lazy to figure it out.

Height: I'm as tall as I have to be

Sex: Which one's the one with the vagina? I can never remember.

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elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

jaimesvoice:

brothers.

fuzzykitty01:

yokhakidfiasco:

thisistwig:

satanrain:

Me

whaaat

still worth reblogging

Fighting crime has never been so fabulous.

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

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risodomundo:

How to spot a pharmacy student

houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

from start to finish

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america