If someone more shitty than me existed I wouldn't believe it. Anyway here's some information.
Name: Ask my mother, she'll know.
Age: I was born in 1998, you do the math because I'm to lazy to figure it out.
Height: I'm as tall as I have to be
Sex: Which one's the one with the vagina? I can never remember.
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom
frick you mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG
Tyler what does this even mean
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
after seeing quite a titty
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
i think i just broke my face from smiling so hard
I love you (￣▽￣)
I’m like dying on the inside. Wow. Omg.
THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS
THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?
I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty