If someone more shitty than me existed I wouldn't believe it. Anyway here's some information.

Name: Ask my mother, she'll know.

Age: I was born in 1998, you do the math because I'm to lazy to figure it out.

Height: I'm as tall as I have to be

Sex: Which one's the one with the vagina? I can never remember.

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autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

jerkidiot:

iphone-420:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom

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frick you mom

WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG

FOR MILK

thisisthe-sountracktomylife:

Tyler what does this even mean

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

earthdad:

after seeing quite a titty 

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  • Britain: Excuse Me
  • Netherlands: Excuseer me
  • Mexico: Perdon
  • Italy: Permesso
  • France: Pardon
  • Canada: Sorry
  • America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
  • Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

saucy-twat-crumpets:

xxsketchytrixterxx:

justasouthie:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

i think i just broke my face from smiling so hard

I love you ( ̄▽ ̄)

I’m like dying on the inside. Wow. Omg.

2hunna:

mydogsnokes:

if you write in cursive i hate you

ℒℴℓ

ron-daralki:

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?

jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty